Hunloplid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil snail.

Hunloplid created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunloplid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hunloplid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hunloplid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hunloplid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunloplid.