Yokominbod Cidhogtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical badger.

Yokominbod Cidhogtaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokominbod Cidhogtaf, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yokominbod Cidhogtaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yokominbod Cidhogtaf's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yokominbod Cidhogtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.