Mutsankim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate frog.

Mutsankim created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsankim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mutsankim, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mutsankim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mutsankim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never sit near grasshopers.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.