Begranbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty mouse.

Begranbun created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Begranbun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Begranbun, it will turn you into a mouse.

Begranbun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Begranbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.