Flanlikxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, narcissistic sheep.

Flanlikxen created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flanlikxen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flanlikxen, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flanlikxen's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flanlikxen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flanlikxen.