Flisnultabyattdavsabkenab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring goblin.

Flisnultabyattdavsabkenab created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisnultabyattdavsabkenab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flisnultabyattdavsabkenab, he will laugh at you.

Flisnultabyattdavsabkenab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flisnultabyattdavsabkenab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisnultabyattdavsabkenab.

5. Run away if six gulls approach from the west.