Vagwipveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous raven.

Vagwipveg created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagwipveg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vagwipveg, it will ignore you.

Vagwipveg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vagwipveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if four gulls approach from the north.

5. Never pour water over plants.