Dobkipdot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, almighty hamster.

Dobkipdot created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobkipdot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dobkipdot, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dobkipdot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dobkipdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Worship no other gods but Dobkipdot.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.