Homlabmad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, weak goose.

Homlabmad created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homlabmad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Homlabmad, she will turn you into a dog.

Homlabmad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Homlabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.