Gamyarhub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous gorilla.

Gamyarhub created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gamyarhub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamyarhub, it will curse you with boils.

Gamyarhub's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gamyarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never run in holy places.