Hanrenwig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous fox.

Hanrenwig created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hanrenwig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hanrenwig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hanrenwig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hanrenwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Never wear violet dresses.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help whales.