Tamdibtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, quiet yak.

Tamdibtarp created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamdibtarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tamdibtarp, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tamdibtarp's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tamdibtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never laugh near whales.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink alcohol.