Stragkipdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, charitable dragon.

Stragkipdiss created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragkipdiss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stragkipdiss, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stragkipdiss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Stragkipdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to music.