Weenegshavcat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy pigeon.

Weenegshavcat created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weenegshavcat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weenegshavcat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Weenegshavcat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Weenegshavcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never jump near great tits.

4. Never feed cherries to birds while wearing black stockings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.