Arpdabcim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered elephant.

Arpdabcim created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpdabcim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arpdabcim, it will turn you into a sheep.

Arpdabcim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Arpdabcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Put Arpdabcim first in all things.