Badgigstrag is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous
fox.
Badgigstrag created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Badgigstrag, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Badgigstrag, it will destroy your home solar system.
Badgigstrag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Badgigstrag's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bread.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Run away if seven horses approach from the east.