Badgigstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous fox.

Badgigstrag created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgigstrag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badgigstrag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Badgigstrag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Badgigstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away if seven horses approach from the east.