Pigbogflat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty goblin.

Pigbogflat created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Pigbogflat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pigbogflat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pigbogflat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pigbogflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pigbogflat on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about comets.