Veenhublit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able rat.

Veenhublit created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenhublit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Veenhublit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Veenhublit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Veenhublit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look at moons.