Hadflagbut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful dragon.

Hadflagbut created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadflagbut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hadflagbut, it will think nothing of it.

Hadflagbut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hadflagbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hadflagbut on top of all buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hadflagbut.

5. Never eat bark.