Farlungov is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent giraffe.

Farlungov created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farlungov, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farlungov, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Farlungov's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Farlungov's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never sing in the presence of bats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about amino acids.