Lenwegdin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, flying alligator.

Lenwegdin created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lenwegdin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lenwegdin, he will manifest in front of you.

Lenwegdin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lenwegdin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the west.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.