Logbinban is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omniscient porpoise.

Logbinban created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Logbinban, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logbinban, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Logbinban's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Logbinban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Logbinban loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Logbinban must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.