Gutjigvon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful snail.

Gutjigvon created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutjigvon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gutjigvon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gutjigvon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gutjigvon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gutjigvon.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.