Vagpannabdon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud ant.

Vagpannabdon created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagpannabdon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vagpannabdon, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vagpannabdon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vagpannabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vagpannabdon's name in vain.

2. Run away if three frogs approach from the west.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.