Flabdincid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody cobra.

Flabdincid created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdincid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabdincid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Flabdincid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flabdincid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabdincid.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.