Vigsidhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart grasshopper.

Vigsidhiv created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigsidhiv, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vigsidhiv, it will turn you into a plant.

Vigsidhiv's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vigsidhiv's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vigsidhiv.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

5. Never look in ponds.