Larg is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omnipotent dragonfly.

Larg created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Larg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Larg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must pray to Larg six times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Larg.