Limcatfem is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-knowing clam.

Limcatfem created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limcatfem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limcatfem, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Limcatfem's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Limcatfem's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from blue pigs for they are unholy.

4. You must love Limcatfem.

5. Always obey Limcatfem's priests.