Betnanshav is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured
tapir.
Betnanshav created gold five million years ago.
If you believe in
Betnanshav, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Betnanshav, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Betnanshav's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Betnanshav's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Worship no other gods but Betnanshav.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.