Nattipfid is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, tranquil
fish.
Nattipfid created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Nattipfid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Nattipfid, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Nattipfid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Nattipfid's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Never think ill of sick ants.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Hide from pink monkeys for they are unholy.