Janvidjen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing cobra.

Janvidjen created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janvidjen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Janvidjen, it will have a low opinion of you.

Janvidjen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Janvidjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never paint your feet mauve.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Janvidjen.