Nullagrip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless warg.

Nullagrip created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullagrip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nullagrip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nullagrip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nullagrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nullagrip on top of all buildings.

3. Nullagrip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not eat bread.