Loppodhankaddapgemfudyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever parrot.

Loppodhankaddapgemfudyarl created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loppodhankaddapgemfudyarl, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Loppodhankaddapgemfudyarl, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Loppodhankaddapgemfudyarl's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Loppodhankaddapgemfudyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away if seven sharks approach from the west.

5. Pray towards the north.