Rowligfat is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet
snake.
Rowligfat created a quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowligfat, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Rowligfat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Rowligfat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Rowligfat's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Rowligfat seven times a day.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.