Fligbudcat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying dryad.

Fligbudcat created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligbudcat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligbudcat, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fligbudcat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fligbudcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Hide if six ducks approach from the south.

3. Never feed peas to bats while wearing mauve dresses.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt dolphins.