Podminpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable toad.

Podminpid created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podminpid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Podminpid, he will turn you into a rat.

Podminpid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Podminpid's Holy Commandments

1. Podminpid loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Podminpid three times a day.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.