Zedrulnill is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, conceited bat.

Zedrulnill created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedrulnill, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedrulnill, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zedrulnill's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zedrulnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Always obey Zedrulnill's priests.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedrulnill.