Rotfartip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, awesome raccoon.

Rotfartip created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rotfartip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rotfartip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rotfartip's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rotfartip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rotfartip.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never look in ponds.