Hadhomlim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic fish.

Hadhomlim created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadhomlim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hadhomlim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hadhomlim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hadhomlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.