Miplannakmif is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful faun.

Miplannakmif created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miplannakmif, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Miplannakmif, she will destroy your home solar system.

Miplannakmif's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Miplannakmif's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if three dogs approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Miplannakmif loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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