Zedpidven is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered jackal.

Zedpidven created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedpidven, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zedpidven, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zedpidven's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zedpidven's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.