Cabminrut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless otter.

Cabminrut created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabminrut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabminrut, he will turn you into a frog.

Cabminrut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cabminrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed pineapples to aardvarks while wearing pink shorts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.