Ponpontig Kamcudzag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate frog.

Ponpontig Kamcudzag created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ponpontig Kamcudzag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ponpontig Kamcudzag, it will make you grow a tail.

Ponpontig Kamcudzag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ponpontig Kamcudzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.