Padyarp is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing
wyrm.
Padyarp created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Padyarp, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Padyarp, he will come to you in dreams.
Padyarp's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Padyarp's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.
3. Do not dye your hair gray.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Respect your elders.