Cepbogtof is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthinking fox.

Cepbogtof created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbogtof, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cepbogtof, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cepbogtof's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cepbogtof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never look in ponds.