Cadjadlog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet chicken.

Cadjadlog created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadjadlog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cadjadlog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cadjadlog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cadjadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to tapirs while wearing red ear rings.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.