Padhapzog is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy
goat.
Padhapzog created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Padhapzog, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Padhapzog, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Padhapzog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Padhapzog's Holy Commandments1. Never write about gravity.
2. Do not kill gulls.
3. Never wear fawn shorts.
4. Never skip in holy places.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.