Bongidzogbin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish fly.

Bongidzogbin created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bongidzogbin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bongidzogbin, he will turn you into a rat.

Bongidzogbin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bongidzogbin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not shave your neck.