Getgabfas is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent tapir.

Getgabfas created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgabfas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Getgabfas, he will strike you with lightening.

Getgabfas' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Getgabfas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Getgabfas on top of important buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Getgabfas.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Hide if six seals approach from the south.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.