Binmifstig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witless clam.

Binmifstig created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Binmifstig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Binmifstig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Binmifstig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Binmifstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away if eight sharks approach from the north.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Binmifstig first in all things.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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